The Ashes Thread…..

[Shopkeep]

Never thought I would see Scott Boland opening the batting for Australia at the G on Boxing Day! Legend.

 

[Tazzieman]

Bugger

Don't be so negative. The English commentators say they are in with a chance. And wicket is expected to be worse tomorrow, according to the groundsman.

 

[PBD]

Its a bit like the question that always arrises on long car journeys "Are we there yet".
Only English cricket fans say "Have we lost yet"

 

[Max]

The MCG is looking fantastic it is just a pity the curator wasn't told it was supposed to be for a five day test.

 

[Tazzieman]

The MCG is looking fantastic it is just a pity the curator wasn't told it was supposed to be for a five day test.

He was preparing for a Royal visit!
He's getting a right royal shellacking!

 

[Tazzieman]

7 runs to get, but England will win.
But it won't be a convincing win