The Ashes Thread…..

[Tazzieman]

Best move of the match - changing the old ball for a new one that moved around all over the place. Not sure how they got away with that. It changed the course of the game. It’s a shame that taints it somewhat.

Nothing wrong with that ball that a good sandpapering wouldn't fix

 

[bigleonski]

Nothing wrong with that ball that a good sandpapering wouldn't fix

Looked like spit and polish on a buffing machine to me.

 

[ECrider]

voices of angels;;

View: https://youtu.be/fgwsaUnZa8g

 

[ECrider]

Anyone know the Afghanistan / Aussie score?

 

[bigleonski]

Anyone know the Afghanistan / Aussie score?

Apparently Afghanistan won. Good on them, well played, even if it’s only pretend cricket..
And now our loss is out of the way we can resume normal programming.

 

[bigleonski]

Well it looks like the Aussies suck at hit and giggle.
Maybe England can come home strongly to beat India with a strong moral game?

 

[ECrider]

As long as it's not just the moral victory!!

Can see Thurs afternoon becoming a write off.

 

[Tazzieman]

Apparently Afghanistan won. Good on them, well played, even if it’s only pretend cricket..

Students of history know that Afghanistan is known as the graveyard of empires.
Our sportsmen are a mollycoddled overpaid lot of manscapers - and deserve what they got, right up the Khyber Pass!

 

[ECrider]

no point me posting in the joke chat

 

[Tazzieman]

How are we all feeling?

 

[MattA]

Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!

 

[Tazzieman]

Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!

If you've just lost your Head, 13 runs is all that's required

 

[bigleonski]

A clear win for the curator at the WACA.


And I’ve just realised Head is the love child of Ian Chappell and David Boon.

 

[Shopkeep]

You would be pissed if you flew half way across the world and only got two days play (or is the upside three extra days to go to the beach and get pissed?)

 

[bigleonski]

You would be pissed if you flew half way across the world and only got two days play (or is the upside three extra days to go to the beach and get pissed?)

I was saying to a mate as the game wrapped up, there’d be about 500 blokes on planes from Sydney Melbourne and Brisbane on flights right now, that’ll land in Perth on a red eye flight for Day 3 of the test and go……..frrk.

 

[ECrider]

what a knock. bstard!!

 

[DenisM]

 

[Tazzieman]