Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Stu_Barnes]

Haha. It's a real thing , the government signed off on it.
Aussies aren't offended by the word, unless they are right stuck up see you next Tuesdays!

I don’t doubt it. Better in this thread though

 

[emax]

The purpose of all such signs is to attract attention.

I therefore think it is naive to believe that they are always an "unfortunate" coincidence.

 

[Arkaig]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617900580885626881

 

[emax]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617900580885626881

Ouch!

Could have ended with a broken neck or skull. Not funny.

But stupid.

 

[Steveo]

Is that for real???

 

[Max]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617900580885626881

We are taught to check the depth of the water before we jump in...in this case, check the thickness of the ice...I agree with emax...stupid

 

[DenisM]

We are taught to check the depth of the water before we jump in...in this case, check the thickness of the ice...I agree with emax...stupid

Hmmm....could have been really nasty...to paraphrase the immortal Roy&HG... almost a "battered sav" (the Australian comedians Roy&HG provided 'suggestive' commentary on the 2000 Olympics men's gymnastics

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[Arkaig]

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[Arkaig]

View attachment VID-20230127-WA0000.mp4.8bf2359e2bf3adf728db9d92e5820827.mp4

 

[Stu_Barnes]

That’s the first TikTok I’ve ever clicked on.

 

[Max]

Prince Wally

 

[Tazzieman]

Prince Wally

Perfect fit!

 

[Max]

Perfect fit!

I am off to the Wooden Boat Festival and usually do a T shirt, one was a drawing of an old tug and simply read Don't we all love a good old Tug. This year I thought of a picture of an anchor and reads "A picture of my wife"...whoops didn't go down well which prompted me to an anchor on a glass of beer and reads "This'll go down well!"...one just simply said "Boat People" which is spot on and embraces all of us here in OZ, a bloke in a pub bought us a round of drinks for a swap with that shirt, that's Aussie...how is the weather shaping up for the 10th to the 13th Tazzieman?...the pub believe it or not was the Hope and Anchor

 

[Tazzieman]

I am off to the Wooden Boat Festival and usually do a T shirt, one was a drawing of an old tug and simply read Don't we all love a good old Tug. This year I thought of a picture of an anchor and reads "A picture of my wife"...whoops didn't go down well which prompted me to an anchor on a glass of beer and reads "This'll go down well!"...one just simply said "Boat People" which is spot on and embraces all of us here in OZ, a bloke in a pub bought us a round of drinks for a swap with that shirt, that's Aussie...how is the weather shaping up for the 10th to the 13th Tazzieman?...the pub believe it or not was the Hope and Anchor

T shirts can sometimes backfire!
Hobart weather is unpredictable but that is the most stable time of the year to hold the festival.
The Hope & Anchor has just been bought to be renovated in its traditional glory. Everypne's happy!

 

[Max]

I am sure if they were Grenadier Guards, one would have stood up for her...check the tread on that tyre almost looks like the reverse direction.

 

[Krabby]

I am sure if they were Grenadier Guards, one would have stood up for her...check the tread on that tyre almost looks like the reverse direction.

They wanted to hide the white letters, so they put them on inside-out.

 

[Tazzieman]

What's the payload?

 

[ECrider]

What's the payload?
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is that the Camel Trophy?

 

[Krabby]

is that the Camel Trophy?

Those are the Camel trophies!