Do Ozzy’s say “shrimp on the barby”?

[TheDocAUS]

I love that scrap metal art.

There is stunning sculpture at nearby Muttaburra, a shearer shearing a sheep. It is by Milydna Rogers from Boon-goon-doo Station. Even part of gun barrel in that mix.

Muttaburra is the most tourist friendly town I have visited, and the other towns in the Shire are close behind.

 

[Tazzieman]

Nice! That's as Aussie as...

 

[MrMike]

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I live in a tourist town, we get many ex pat English holiday makers who live in Singapore. The accommodation providers have to put in a special request at the local grog shop for Fosters otherwise they are out of luck. Still beggars belief that they still drink the stuff

 

[Logsplitter]

I love Aussie humour.

 

[Logsplitter]

I live in a tourist town, we get many ex pat English holiday makers who live in Singapore. The accommodation providers have to put in a special request at the local grog shop for Fosters otherwise they are out of luck. Still beggars belief that they still drink the stuff

Surely it’s just for a photo shoot to post on their instagram . Why would you drink it otherwise.

 

[Tazzieman]

I love Aussie humour.

You can blame the English for that and maybe the Irish, Welsh and Scots!
The famous Aussie painter Tom Roberts was born in England. He painted this funny picture: "Shearing the Rams". Much seriouser than the Leunig one

 

[Logsplitter]

You can blame the English for that and maybe the Irish, Welsh and Scots!
The famous Aussie painter Tom Roberts was born in England. He painted this funny picture: "Shearing the Rams". Much seriouser than the Leunig one
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It’s Sunday morning here not Saturday night. So the serious one is more appropriate

 

[Tazzieman]

It’s Sunday morning here not Saturday night. So the serious one is more appropriate

You certainly wouldn't show the New Zealand version to the vicar

 

[Logsplitter]

You certainly wouldn't show the New Zealand version to the vicar

OK I’ll leave that one for after I come back from the village church.
I will be in New Zealand at the end of September so looking forward to a few beers and Kiwi humour also.

 

[Tazzieman]

OK I’ll leave that one for after I come back from the village church.

You'd be OK if you lived in Dibley.
I saw that woman live on stage last year and she's got a filthy soh.

 

[Logsplitter]

You'd be OK if you lived in Dibley.
I saw that woman live on stage last year and she's got a filthy soh.

I like her also and a bit of filth.

 

[MrMike]

Surely it’s just for a photo shoot to post on their instagram . Why would you drink it otherwise.

Maybe they have this misconception that we drink it? Are they trying to fit in culturally? Either way they've missed the mark

 

[CRH]

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Internet is full of lies, we all know know you hang out with your mullet hair cuts drinking Fosters whilst grilling the shrimps on the barbie. Modern AI can make up all kinds of sh*te to try and prove your lies, we know the truth

 

[Krabby]

Just sayin.

 

[Jean Mercier]

Today I was "interpreting" a Brazilian in Brussels at a Police Station. Police Inspector asks the Brazilian: "Did you drink, how much and what?"
Brazilian (in Portuguese): "Like 7 Heineken ". (I translate of course).
Policeman to me and the lawyer with a grin: "That's not a beer".

 

[Jean Mercier]

To continue on this beer quarrel ... the Dutch people on the forum will love me, but most agree anyway
One of my 3 sons (they are half Brazilians) was on Holiday some years ago in Brazil and was spending a night with one of his cousins.

Cousin: the best beer is the British beer
My son (astonished, because he is also half Belgian, and we Belgians know better): and what is your favorite British beer?
The cousin: Heineken!

 

[Shopkeep]

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Just sayin.

They knew an American was coming to town so they pulled out of storage and dusted off the Fosters poster and stubbie holders. The beers are actually Vic Bitter or XXXX stubbies in Fosters holders (as they couldn’t find a bottle of Fosters for love or money).

These days Asahi Beverages issues all pubs and clubs in Australia an emergency kit that you often see mounted on the wall behind the bar or in the hallway on the way to the dunny:

 

[Max]

OK I’ll leave that one for after I come back from the village church.
I will be in New Zealand at the end of September so looking forward to a few beers and Kiwi humour also.

North or South Island? work or play?

 

[bigleonski]

You'd be OK if you lived in Dibley.
I saw that woman live on stage last year and she's got a filthy soh.

Yeah we went as well, was sadly disappointed in the show to be honest.

 

[Tazzieman]

For make benefit of non Aussies, Cook was the famous English Captain who first charted the east coast of Australia.
And he didn't realise...