Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[bigleonski]

Apparently our wonderful Prime Minister Albo wanted a closed door no press meeting with Trump when he visits this month, after being ignored since Trump got the new gig.

No sir, we’re meeting in the Oval Office in front of the press, and please God, with a live feed.

Trump is going to tear that clown to shreads.

I have my beer and popcorn ready. Should be hilarious.


I hope Trump realises Albo won with only 34% of the vote, so most of us didn’t vote for him.

 

[DaveB]

Trump gets long-sought Gaza hostage deal with a whole lot of help from Arab and Muslim allies​

Trump gets long-sought Gaza hostage deal with a whole lot of help from Arab and Muslim allies

After months of gridlock in the Middle East, there was a turning point in talks on the Israel-Hamas conflict.

apnews.com

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I am truly amused that Trump, Israel and Hamas are discussing the situation in Gaza.
Has anyone thought to include Palestinians?
If you don’t laugh you kill cry

 

[Shopkeep]

Apparently our wonderful Prime Minister Albo wanted a closed door no press meeting with Trump when he visits this month, after being ignored since Trump got the new gig.

No sir, we’re meeting in the Oval Office in front of the press, and please God, with a live feed.

Trump is going to tear that clown to shreads.

I have my beer and popcorn ready. Should be hilarious.


I hope Trump realises Albo won with only 34% of the vote, so most of us didn’t vote for him.

Albo will take him a shiny gold statue of Bluey or Robert Irwin with his kit off, present a giant novelty check for $368 billion dollarbucks for the subs, promise him all our rare earths, flip J.D. some Natio eyeliner and they will suddenly all be best buds.

 

[Eric]

Apparently our wonderful Prime Minister Albo wanted a closed door no press meeting with Trump when he visits this month, after being ignored since Trump got the new gig.

No sir, we’re meeting in the Oval Office in front of the press, and please God, with a live feed.

Trump is going to tear that clown to shreads.

I have my beer and popcorn ready. Should be hilarious.


I hope Trump realises Albo won with only 34% of the vote, so most of us didn’t vote for him.

You're lucky, our government was only elected with 26% of the voting public .

 

[LC0013]

I am truly amused that Trump, Israel and Hamas are discussing the situation in Gaza.
Has anyone thought to include Palestinians?
If you don’t laugh you kill cry

Because nobody wants the Palestinians.


Why Palestinians Are Not Welcomed by Their Neighbors

Why Palestinians Are Not Welcomed by Their Neighbors

Hospitality has been a sacred duty in Arab culture for over a millennium. One must always welcome strangers into your home, providing them with food and protection. Roughly 75% of the population of Ga

www.realclearworld.com

 

[DenisM]

One of the reasons I enjoy this forum is that the rules we adopted early on included NO politics.
Might I suggest that if you truly need to talk politics, and express opinions based on whatever gauls one on whatever day, then those opinions be expressed in a closed thread, with its own modrator and that access is on an "opt in" basis.
Thank you all for your attention

 

[LC0013]

Closed thread? Hmmm, perhaps the snide ass snippets will stop too? You know, the ones that cause for a response or are you just worried about the response?
It seems like the most egregious offenders are those in Australia and Europe. Perhaps they will pay attention to you.

 

[MattA]

Closed thread? Hmmm, perhaps the snide ass snippets will stop too? You know, the ones that cause for a response or are you just worried about the response?
It seems like the most egregious offenders are those in Australia and Europe. Perhaps they will pay attention to you.

Denis was talking about a closed thread ,as in private section of the forum, NOT closing this thread…
As for political discussion about current genocide, forced displacement for decades and basic human rights all tied up in western narratives and biased propaganda promoted by government and media for generations, that discussion doesn’t belong in a jokes thread.