Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[bigleonski]

Apparently our wonderful Prime Minister Albo wanted a closed door no press meeting with Trump when he visits this month, after being ignored since Trump got the new gig.

No sir, we’re meeting in the Oval Office in front of the press, and please God, with a live feed.

Trump is going to tear that clown to shreads.

I have my beer and popcorn ready. Should be hilarious.


I hope Trump realises Albo won with only 34% of the vote, so most of us didn’t vote for him.

 

[DaveB]

Trump gets long-sought Gaza hostage deal with a whole lot of help from Arab and Muslim allies​

Trump gets long-sought Gaza hostage deal with a whole lot of help from Arab and Muslim allies

After months of gridlock in the Middle East, there was a turning point in talks on the Israel-Hamas conflict.

apnews.com

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I am truly amused that Trump, Israel and Hamas are discussing the situation in Gaza.
Has anyone thought to include Palestinians?
If you don’t laugh you kill cry

 

[Shopkeep]

Apparently our wonderful Prime Minister Albo wanted a closed door no press meeting with Trump when he visits this month, after being ignored since Trump got the new gig.

No sir, we’re meeting in the Oval Office in front of the press, and please God, with a live feed.

Trump is going to tear that clown to shreads.

I have my beer and popcorn ready. Should be hilarious.


I hope Trump realises Albo won with only 34% of the vote, so most of us didn’t vote for him.

Albo will take him a shiny gold statue of Bluey or Robert Irwin with his kit off, present a giant novelty check for $368 billion dollarbucks for the subs, promise him all our rare earths, flip J.D. some Natio eyeliner and they will suddenly all be best buds.

 

[Eric]

Apparently our wonderful Prime Minister Albo wanted a closed door no press meeting with Trump when he visits this month, after being ignored since Trump got the new gig.

No sir, we’re meeting in the Oval Office in front of the press, and please God, with a live feed.

Trump is going to tear that clown to shreads.

I have my beer and popcorn ready. Should be hilarious.


I hope Trump realises Albo won with only 34% of the vote, so most of us didn’t vote for him.

You're lucky, our government was only elected with 26% of the voting public .