Software issues

[Krabby]

Judging by the volume of the bong, deaf ones.

 

[Dokatd]

1.5 years into my ownership and I still get perplexed by Ineos’ decision making.

I have just over a quarter of tank of gas. Backed into my driveway at a minor slant.

Fuel level that was acceptable when the vehicle is level then turned into yellow mode - BONG. red mode - BONG (1 sec delay) BONG.

Why bong twice for Red? What kind of fucking idiots work at Ineos?

My truck bonged about 10-15 times throughout the day about 2 days ago. One second I was all good then bong in the red. Then a mile down the road I was all good again. They really should have a delay timer on the bong and the color change for that matter. Or maybe it can only bong and change color once per drive cycle maybe. The logic flow would be easy.

 

[OkGo]

It's hardly an annoyance, it is just one more thing to do during the rather slow start-up routine (insert key and turn, wait for lights to extinguish and HVAC to boot up, start engine, turn off stop start, cancel service reminder, randomly fiddle with the round knob until Android Auto is selected, fasten belt, drive off).

Can't turn off the reminder anymore, which is getting in the way of me being able to track exactly what my fuel efficiency was over the last 200 yds!!!

An annoyance is when your Defender decides to lock all its doors with the engine running and your housekeys inside the car, at 5am, when you have jumped out to scrape ice of the windows!

Reason no 856 of 2000 why that Defender is no longer made.

 

[Logsplitter]

I can sympathise

 

[Clark Kent]

I can sympathise
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One man's bug is another man's feature.
Something for you perhaps @Jean Mercier?