Aussies are resourceful and embrace the "reduce-re-use-recycle" ethos, whilst taking the piss.
"In ancient times, various materials were used for anal cleansing before the invention of toilet paper, with stones and broken pottery being common among some civilizations. The ancient Greeks, for instance, used "pessoi" (smooth stones or pebbles) and "ostrica" (fragments of pottery) for this purpose. Some of these pottery shards even had names inscribed on them, potentially as a way to insult enemies by symbolically smearing them with waste."
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