Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Shopkeep]

I just don’t understand the fascination with US politics by the aussies on this forum…there is so much similar crap going on in Australia with their inept PM

If our Prime Minister has a brain fart it has no impact on your security, lifestyle and standard of living but if your President does it can have a material impact on ours? Plus your current President is just so much more vibrant than our Leader who has the charisma of a gumboot.

 

[DaveB]

I just don’t understand the fascination with US politics by the aussies on this forum…there is so much similar crap going on in Australia with their inept PM

There is nothing similar going on anywhere in the world, possibly North Korea.
You are however correct some/many of our politicians are pathetic.
Unfortunately the actions of your current presidents is having a major Impact on all of us.
Plus a lot of his actions are funny and/or bizarre

 

[DaveB]

So the preference is to make jokes of a foreign country rather than the government that sold you out????

We tend to make jokes at everyone that offers up the opportunity.
Donald certainly likes to offer up the opportunity

 

[NQ94]

If our Prime Minister has a brain fart it has no impact on your security, lifestyle and standard of living but if your President does it can have a material impact on ours? Plus your current President is just so much more vibrant than our Leader who has the charisma of a gumboot.

At least the gumboot will be the one least likely to be full of shit.

 

[Eric]

Don't read the story and make the obvious stereotype joke, I have met a woman that could park

Most of the two bus companies that operate in this area have women drivers, along with the home delivery drivers and post vans. Much better drivers than men, less aggressive ( nicer looking and have bigger t.ts)

 

[Clark Kent]

Most of the two bus companies that operate in this area have women drivers, along with the home delivery drivers and post vans. Much better drivers than men, less aggressive ( nicer looking and have bigger t.ts)

So ink is your thing @Eric?

 

[CRH]

Hmm

 

[Eric]

So ink is your thing @Eric?

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Oh, don't start me off on women with tattoos. I don't like them on women - full stop. A couple of summers ago I went to the doctors to see my regular nice smart Nurse Practitioner, however this time she was in shorts and T . Her whole right side was solid multi coloured tattooed, from her wrist to her toes. At that point I thought, I can't take medical advice from someone who has mutilated her body like that. Shortly after that the GP's surgery got rid of her.

 

[Clark Kent]

Oh, don't start me off on women with tattoos. I don't like them on women - full stop. A couple of summers ago I went to the doctors to see my regular nice smart Nurse Practitioner, however this time she was in shorts and T . Her whole right side was solid multi coloured tattooed, from her wrist to her toes. At that point I thought, I can't take medical advice from someone who has mutilated her body like that. Shortly after that the GP's surgery got rid of her.

Well I'm at a loss what else bigger t.ts could be