Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Tazzieman]

Chinese patent taking multitasking at the charge station or in traffic to new levels.

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They'll call them dump trucks in America!

 

[Tazzieman]

An ode to ageing!

 

[CRH]

 

[Tazzieman]

This guy can shred!

View: https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1EiSkvjsfX/

 

[DaveB]

Yep….

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/KfKlB5Cv-P8?si=NuLxAg8isfVXTyXs

 

[DaveB]

Ok…….so if this is true it has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard of.

View: https://youtu.be/3IiZostL7G0?si=5j1nNUWaDiqvYAcz

 

[LC0013]

Ok…….so if this is true it has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard of.

View: https://youtu.be/3IiZostL7G0?si=5j1nNUWaDiqvYAcz

I suppose, according to your way of thinking, that it would only have been better if Trump, or members of his Cabinet had been shot. You really should focus on the much better offerings of life and, get help for your TDS.

 

[LC0013]

For DaveB who apparently has nothing else to do in his life.



View: https://youtu.be/eibV7ZTwGCM?si=jMFzcBfOGkhqvTaY

 

[DaveB]

I suppose, according to your way of thinking, that it would only have been better if Trump, or members of his Cabinet had been shot. You really should focus on the much better offerings of life and, get help for your TDS.

If the whole thing was fake, like the ear thing, nobody was ever getting shot.

 

[Jeremy996]

Just a bit of context to the Valhalla VFT nonsense above.

"Valhalla VFT (Nate Cornacchia), a retired Green Beret YouTuber, has faced scrutiny and criticism from within the military community, as discussed in this Reddit post from r/greenberets. Critics, including some military peers, have alleged a lack of integrity, accused him of being a "narcissistic clown" who insults others, blocks opposing views, and promotes himself over other special forces units.
Reddit
Key Aspects of the Valhalla VFT Controversy:

• Criticism on r/greenberets: The Reddit post explicitly warns against the channel for those seeking military insights, characterizing the content and creator negatively.
• "VetBro" Drama: Valhalla VFT is often discussed within the context of the "VetBro" industrial complex drama, which explores the rise of special operations influencers.
• Debate on Content: The channel has been part of broader discussions about the legitimacy and, at times, exaggeration of war stories by Special Operations Forces (SOF) veterans.
• Controversy in the Community: These discussions are part of a larger trend where Green Berets, similar to Navy SEALs, are facing public scrutiny over their social media presence.
  Reddit +3

It is important to note that these are claims and criticisms from peers and online discussions. "
Reddit

Sometimes the best thing to do is remember the Streisand Effect, keep your powder dry and don't react to Australians who enjoy a bit of gentle hazing. I'm sure the phrase "narcissistic clown" has uses in more than one context.

 

[Tazzieman]

I sat down to enjoy a perfectly cooked bag of chips yesterday at a service station in the Central highlands of Tassy.
Spotted this random assortment.

 

[Catpaw4x4]

I sat down to enjoy a perfectly cooked bag of chips yesterday at a service station in the Central highlands of Tassy.
Spotted this random assortment.

One stop shopping for all your needs it looks like!

 

[Tazzieman]

One stop shopping for all your needs it looks like!

I was under the impression Australia, like the EU had banned naphthalene moth balls.
Perhaps they are collectable now?

 

[Tazzieman]

49 Thoughts Everyone Has While Shopping At Bunnings

1. Man I want a sausage sizzle.
2. I hope there’s a sausage sizzle.
3. No sausage sizzle?!
4. f**k my life.
5. Ugh it smells so good in here.
6. It’s like a mixture of chalk and WD40…
7. Okay, all you need to buy is nails.
8. Just nails.
9. Ooooh duct tape is only $1.38!
10. I’ll just get five of those…
11. Why is everyone that works here either a teenager or really really old?
12. How hard can it be to find nails.
13. No I don’t want your help.
14. Wait, shit, where am I?
15. Come back! I need your help.
16. Why is the roof so high? Is that really necessary?
17. If I pushed one of those shelves would it be like a giant row of dominos?
18. All the spray paint is locked up? Damn kids.
19. Okay so there’s one kid at the help desk scratching his ass…
20. Where’s the real help?
21. He’s wearing an apron I guess. So that’s cute.
22. I wanna go play with the fake kitchens.
23. This lighting section is pretty cool.
24. Imagine if I owned ALL these lights. My house would be so badass.
25. I should be wearing boots. I don’t fit in here.
26. Oh look at all these paint colour strips!
27. I’ll need that one…and that one…and that one…
28. Eggshell isn’t a colour.
29. Why is there just a forklift machine in the middle of this section?
30. Seriously no one’s using it?
31. I could drive off with that.
32. These shelves are WAY too high.
33. What if I needed something from the very top? What then?
34. Is there like a hangout up there?
35. Why is everything priced in an odd number?
36. $36.86?
37. $112.51??
38. Who needs this many different versions of a hammer?
39. So what’s the deal with the gardening section? No roof?
40. If it rains we all just get wet? Okay.
41. So there’s like 22 checkout lanes?
42. And only one of them is open. That’s just great.
43. What is this kid doing?
44. Why do six AA batteries cost the same as a bottle of water here?
45. They don’t do bags?
46. Then how am I meant to…Oh.
47. Boxes.
48. I just have to put all my shit in boxes.
49. Fucking fantastic.

 

[DaveB]

Just a bit of context to the Valhalla VFT nonsense above.

"Valhalla VFT (Nate Cornacchia), a retired Green Beret YouTuber, has faced scrutiny and criticism from within the military community, as discussed in this Reddit post from r/greenberets. Critics, including some military peers, have alleged a lack of integrity, accused him of being a "narcissistic clown" who insults others, blocks opposing views, and promotes himself over other special forces units.
Reddit
Key Aspects of the Valhalla VFT Controversy:

• Criticism on r/greenberets: The Reddit post explicitly warns against the channel for those seeking military insights, characterizing the content and creator negatively.
• "VetBro" Drama: Valhalla VFT is often discussed within the context of the "VetBro" industrial complex drama, which explores the rise of special operations influencers.
• Debate on Content: The channel has been part of broader discussions about the legitimacy and, at times, exaggeration of war stories by Special Operations Forces (SOF) veterans.
• Controversy in the Community: These discussions are part of a larger trend where Green Berets, similar to Navy SEALs, are facing public scrutiny over their social media presence.
  Reddit +3

It is important to note that these are claims and criticisms from peers and online discussions. "
Reddit

Sometimes the best thing to do is remember the Streisand Effect, keep your powder dry and don't react to Australians who enjoy a bit of gentle hazing. I'm sure the phrase "narcissistic clown" has uses in more than one context.

So much bias and AI stuff around now.
Reason why I started my post with “if this is true”

 

[CRH]

So much bias and AI stuff around now.
Reason why I started my post with “if this is true”

Maybe look for Trump positive humour for balance


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/-j5LPhTMlAE?si=rxLXlmqSX9Xp4Lk7

 

[AngusMacG]

I just don’t understand the fascination with US politics by the aussies on this forum…there is so much similar crap going on in Australia with their inept PM

 

[NQ94]

I just don’t understand the fascination with US politics by the aussies on this forum…there is so much similar crap going on in Australia with their inept PM

Because the Australian government has sold out to the US, Europe and China where decisions by the US government and corporations can determine who delivers Australia the next raw prawn.

 

[AngusMacG]

So the preference is to make jokes of a foreign country rather than the government that sold you out????

 

[NQ94]

So the preference is to make jokes of a foreign country rather than the government that sold you out????

Don't worry as Australians we make plenty jokes about the Australian government but most jokes are too offensive or too local for this forum. The majority of the world couldn't name the Australian prime minister (it's not Mr Magoo) off the cuff or give to hoots about our politics to make a good joke about it. The current US admistration is too easy for the rest of the world to lampoon because US culture and news is in the news headlines, in our feeds on our tv every day.