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Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

On a related note. I planned to build a truck. Not just any truck. A truck more powerful than anything the world has ever seen. It will be like trucks we used to make. But better than anything the world has ever seen. And it’ll be soooo pretty. And shiny. And will be 100x more powerful than any other truck ever made. And will be bulletproof too. Look let me show you how the glass stands up to me throwing a rock. Oh no. Ignore that. It’s just the best truck you’ll ever buy….

Bat shit crazy - all of these guys.
 
On a related note. I planned to build a truck. Not just any truck. A truck more powerful than anything the world has ever seen. It will be like trucks we used to make. But better than anything the world has ever seen. And it’ll be soooo pretty. And shiny. And will be 100x more powerful than any other truck ever made. And will be bulletproof too.
Someone has beaten you to it;)
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvdJAIIBIMM
 
I can’t see how that would fit in the underground car park at the local shopping mall. And it is also too big to do school drop offs in the “stop kiss go” zone.
What about one of these instead? The thunder tank.
 

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On a related note. I planned to build a truck. Not just any truck. A truck more powerful than anything the world has ever seen. It will be like trucks we used to make. But better than anything the world has ever seen. And it’ll be soooo pretty. And shiny. And will be 100x more powerful than any other truck ever made. And will be bulletproof too. Look let me show you how the glass stands up to me throwing a rock. Oh no. Ignore that. It’s just the best truck you’ll ever buy….

Bat shit crazy - all of these guys.
We are going to build steam trains.
Nobody builds trains like this anymore…..big beautiful steam trains
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His speeches get under my skin and make me crazzzzzy! Bigger, SO big, the biggest the world has ever seen, better than anything in the history of all civilization, makes the invention of the wheel an absolutely massive failure in comparison to the amazing thing I just did - which no one else has ever achieved.

Please. Stop.
 
His speeches get under my skin and make me crazzzzzy! Bigger, SO big, the biggest the world has ever seen, better than anything in the history of all civilization, makes the invention of the wheel an absolutely massive failure in comparison to the amazing thing I just did - which no one else has ever achieved.

Please. Stop.
One day when it’s all over we will all look back and laugh. But until then let’s keep posting more jokes. 🥲
 
His speeches get under my skin and make me crazzzzzy! Bigger, SO big, the biggest the world has ever seen, better than anything in the history of all civilization, makes the invention of the wheel an absolutely massive failure in comparison to the amazing thing I just did - which no one else has ever achieved.

Please. Stop.
I was watching this recap of his speeches and news clips.
I didn’t realise he used to have a beard.
View: https://youtu.be/BCIZmV2TqMk?si=I7FX29gyEaBa0J3M
 
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