Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Clark Kent]

This is the funniest shit I have ever heard.

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/Rj90d-JUDeg?si=Ae3zYtDEg_qt1XFU

Big beautiful superlatives. The biggest superlatives the world has ever seen.

 

[RY-Journeyman]

This is the funniest shit I have ever heard.

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/Rj90d-JUDeg?si=Ae3zYtDEg_qt1XFU

On a related note. I planned to build a truck. Not just any truck. A truck more powerful than anything the world has ever seen. It will be like trucks we used to make. But better than anything the world has ever seen. And it’ll be soooo pretty. And shiny. And will be 100x more powerful than any other truck ever made. And will be bulletproof too. Look let me show you how the glass stands up to me throwing a rock. Oh no. Ignore that. It’s just the best truck you’ll ever buy….

Bat shit crazy - all of these guys.

 

[Tazzieman]

On a related note. I planned to build a truck. Not just any truck. A truck more powerful than anything the world has ever seen. It will be like trucks we used to make. But better than anything the world has ever seen. And it’ll be soooo pretty. And shiny. And will be 100x more powerful than any other truck ever made. And will be bulletproof too.

Someone has beaten you to it

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvdJAIIBIMM

 

[DenisM]

Someone has beaten you to it

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvdJAIIBIMM

Very nice, probably from the same source as the 2025/2026 Caterpillar pickup truck

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/gzeX--2zS7E?si=JqgXfJ85eoyqkuen

 

[RY-Journeyman]

Someone has beaten you to it

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvdJAIIBIMM

I can’t see how that would fit in the underground car park at the local shopping mall. And it is also too big to do school drop offs in the “stop kiss go” zone.

 

[RY-Journeyman]

I can’t see how that would fit in the underground car park at the local shopping mall. And it is also too big to do school drop offs in the “stop kiss go” zone.

What about one of these instead? The thunder tank.

 

[DaveB]

On a related note. I planned to build a truck. Not just any truck. A truck more powerful than anything the world has ever seen. It will be like trucks we used to make. But better than anything the world has ever seen. And it’ll be soooo pretty. And shiny. And will be 100x more powerful than any other truck ever made. And will be bulletproof too. Look let me show you how the glass stands up to me throwing a rock. Oh no. Ignore that. It’s just the best truck you’ll ever buy….

Bat shit crazy - all of these guys.

We are going to build steam trains.
Nobody builds trains like this anymore…..big beautiful steam trains

 

[Tazzieman]

I can’t see how that would fit in the underground car park at the local shopping mall. And it is also too big to do school drop offs in the “stop kiss go” zone.

Bigger is beautiful . Especially if it's all gold. This one isn't. Either.

View: https://youtu.be/VeTs1IF85Hg?si=GGlbvZymGga_M-S3

 

[Tazzieman]