Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Krabby]

 

[Logsplitter]

Elvis lives and drives a McLaren

 

[simonpa]

Elvis lives and drives a McLaren
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Essex or Dorset ? You decide !!

 

[Logsplitter]

Essex or Dorset ? You decide !!

Well I took that photo in Poole on Monday morning

 

[RY-Journeyman]

A conman, a sex pest and a convicted felon walk into a bar. Bartender says “You here by yourself today Mr Trump?”

apologies in advance to anyone offended. It was just too funny irrespective of politics.

 

[RY-Journeyman]

For balance.

President Biden walks into a bar... and forgets why he went there.

 

[RY-Journeyman]

An American, an Englishman and a Scotsman are eating breakfast with their wives.

The American says to his wife: "Please pass me the honey, honey"

Then the Englishman requests: "Please pass me the sugar, sugar," to his wife.

The Scotsman thinks for a second, then bickers "Pass me the milk, ya cow!"

Gotta love the Scots.

 

[Mike Morrison]

Not our tribe but still a good’un

 

[CRH]

Not our tribe but still a good’un
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Sadly with depreciation on those things and the age of it you probably wouldn't be able to buy the jeep especially after you have paid for a service and the repairs

 

[Tazzieman]

Not our tribe but still a good’un
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That sort of sticker invites a tyre deflation or worse; I avoid all tribal emblems - sports teams, school stickers, political views, religion and even sex themed.
The decision to draw attention to oneself needs to be carefully considered

 

[Logsplitter]

I know someone who has this on the back of his Range Rover
“Si me pro nobili habes, recte habes.”

 

[RY-Journeyman]

I know someone who has this on the back of his Range Rover
“Si me pro nobili habes, recte habes.”

haha, maybe scribble "Ego sum malus nequamque" on the other side to balance it out.