Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Krabby]

 

[Logsplitter]

Elvis lives and drives a McLaren

 

[simonpa]

Elvis lives and drives a McLaren
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Essex or Dorset ? You decide !!

 

[Logsplitter]

Essex or Dorset ? You decide !!

Well I took that photo in Poole on Monday morning

 

[RY-Journeyman]

A conman, a sex pest and a convicted felon walk into a bar. Bartender says “You here by yourself today Mr Trump?”

apologies in advance to anyone offended. It was just too funny irrespective of politics.

 

[RY-Journeyman]

For balance.

President Biden walks into a bar... and forgets why he went there.

 

[RY-Journeyman]

An American, an Englishman and a Scotsman are eating breakfast with their wives.

The American says to his wife: "Please pass me the honey, honey"

Then the Englishman requests: "Please pass me the sugar, sugar," to his wife.

The Scotsman thinks for a second, then bickers "Pass me the milk, ya cow!"

Gotta love the Scots.

 

[Mike Morrison]

Not our tribe but still a good’un