Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[CRH]

Each afternoon I sit out the front and feed the wild birds.
Corellas, galahs and one cockatiel that must have escaped from a cage somewhere nearby.
They are crazy and definitely bring a smile

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Are @Eric heart shaped eyes for those legs

 

[DaveB]

Are @Eric heart shaped eyes for those legs

2 years ago my doctor told me I was going into surgery and may wake up without one of them.
12 years before he replaced both my knees.
They are like the ugly stepchild.
But they are mine…….and they work.
Notice I don’t show my head….. now that…..

 

[CRH]

2 years ago my doctor told me I was going into surgery and may wake up without one of them.
12 years before he replaced both my knees.
They are like the ugly stepchild.
But they are mine…….and they work.
Notice I don’t show my head….. now that…..

Sounds like a threat from som body parts snatcher. 'I'm going to put you out and you're gonna wake up with a leg missing' in a tough guy accent.
Glad you still have both, did you threaten to knock his lights out if you didn't

 

[bigleonski]

My new t-shirt

 

[Michael H.]

My new t-shirt

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I’ve got the hoodie.

 

[Logsplitter]

Where do we get such goodies ? That ought to be on the forum store.

 

[Tazzieman]

My new t-shirt

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Not going for any awards are we?
Keep the shiny side up!

 

[Michael H.]

Where do we get such goodies ? That ought to be on the forum store.

4x4 Evolution by L2SFBC | Redbubble

How 4x4s have evolved over the years.

www.redbubble.com

 

[bigleonski]

4x4 Evolution by L2SFBC | Redbubble

How 4x4s have evolved over the years.

www.redbubble.com

Just keep in mind the quality isn’t sensational. Product is from Redbubble.

I bought the “Premium” T-shirt and it is ok at best but certainly not heavyweight premium.
I also bought a clear sticker for the car (put it on the side rear window) and it’s pretty dodgy, with the cutting not done very well so the edges are feathery. Admittedly it’s really for putting on laptops or coffee mugs or whatever though.

 

[DaveB]

Sounds like a threat from som body parts snatcher. 'I'm going to put you out and you're gonna wake up with a leg missing' in a tough guy accent.
Glad you still have both, did you threaten to knock his lights out if you didn't

He told me just after they injected a sedative into my drip.
I woke up to doctor humour on a board at the end of my bed.
A sketch of a man with 2 legs and written underneath was “still bipedal”

 

[DaveB]

I’ve got the hoodie. View attachment 7915412

Interesting video from Robert Pepper, the man behind the shirt

View: https://youtu.be/W8puSg9wOok?si=xnSe4Rx343yJAwx6

 

[Michael H.]

Interesting video from Robert Pepper, the man behind the shirt

View: https://youtu.be/W8puSg9wOok?si=xnSe4Rx343yJAwx6

I think JLR would do well to take Robert's advice.

 

[Tazzieman]