Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[CRH]

Each afternoon I sit out the front and feed the wild birds.
Corellas, galahs and one cockatiel that must have escaped from a cage somewhere nearby.
They are crazy and definitely bring a smile

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Are @Eric heart shaped eyes for those legs

 

[DaveB]

Are @Eric heart shaped eyes for those legs

2 years ago my doctor told me I was going into surgery and may wake up without one of them.
12 years before he replaced both my knees.
They are like the ugly stepchild.
But they are mine…….and they work.
Notice I don’t show my head….. now that…..

 

[CRH]

2 years ago my doctor told me I was going into surgery and may wake up without one of them.
12 years before he replaced both my knees.
They are like the ugly stepchild.
But they are mine…….and they work.
Notice I don’t show my head….. now that…..

Sounds like a threat from som body parts snatcher. 'I'm going to put you out and you're gonna wake up with a leg missing' in a tough guy accent.
Glad you still have both, did you threaten to knock his lights out if you didn't

 

[bigleonski]

My new t-shirt

 

[Michael H.]

My new t-shirt

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I’ve got the hoodie.