Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[DaveB]

These leaders love to hurl words around! Many are as we all know, clotheless emperors.

Winston Churchill​

1931​

"It is alarming and nauseating to see Mr Gandhi, a seditious Middle Temple lawyer, now posing as a fakir of a type well known in the east, striding half naked up the steps of the viceregal palace, while he is still organising and conducting a campaign of civil disobedience, to parlay on equal terms with the representative of the Emperor-King."​

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Your spelling is terrible.
It is fuker not fakir

 

[DaveB]

Not even summer yet
2am and it’s 27.8 degrees Celsius (82F) inside and slightly cooler but higher humidity outside
Normally we would have all the windows open but has been a bit of rain.
Bedroom windows all open catching the sea breeze
All the ceiling fans going flat out.

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6pm and we have balance
Sun has just set

 

[DaveB]

A pair of goanna have decided to have a bit of romance by mths rear stairs to my house.
They are both only young with the male about 1200mm or 4foot
Soon we will have the pitter patter of little clawed feet