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Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

Related note that might not be know outside of NA. The NFL (American football) had this bright idea called "Color Rush" when a team would wear its dominant uniform color from head to toe. So instead of wearing green jerseys and white pants (their traditional home kit), the NY Jets were green from the neck down (including cleats/boots). Their opponent, the Buffalo Bills were also unicolored but in all red. Well, apparently the most common color blindness in men is red/green, so for something like 8% of male viewers, both teams looked the exact same.

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Apparently this (left) looked like this (right) to color blind people. The fact that the turf is green just adds to the confusion.
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Obviously not poking fun at those who are color blind but at the idiocy and cluelessness of the biggest sports league in the US (and maybe the world).
 
Not really a joke as such

There's a company 10 miles away from me who are a premium brake manufacturer.

Specialist motorsport such as GT series and WRC (even as far back as the Group B Audi Quattro). Upgrades for performance cars eg Corvette Z06.

Anyway, if I wanted to spend 4 grand on their Grenadier brake upgrade I would have to buy it from the States!
 
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?

"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt - blonde. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player - blonde. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 30) and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, mister. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 
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Couldn't agree more 👏 🤣
Reminds me that it’s gonna sometimes be a struggle to not laugh after moving to NZ. Apparently the name Ian is too challenging to say with a kiwi accent according to my reception manager (a kiwi). She can only manage “en”. That’s her best effort. Apparently many others struggle with this too. Good job my name’s not Ian but I am thinking of using it as my coffee name to start my every morning with a laugh. 😀🤪
Couldn't agree more 👏 🤣
 
I bet you could quess where a no politics complaint will come from...alright the orange gave it away.View attachment 7914593
These leaders love to hurl words around! Many are as we all know, clotheless emperors.

Winston Churchill
1931​

"It is alarming and nauseating to see Mr Gandhi, a seditious Middle Temple lawyer, now posing as a fakir of a type well known in the east, striding half naked up the steps of the viceregal palace, while he is still organising and conducting a campaign of civil disobedience, to parlay on equal terms with the representative of the Emperor-King."​

 
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My local brewery makes a barrel aged stout, 8.6% , a very rugged brew that puts hairs on your chest!
I love it ; have to keep at it as I'm not a hirsute person.
Anyway one of the barrels they use is from Whooly Shit brewery in Tasmania.

Not a typo; if you want to discover why and how , read on
 
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