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Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

Related note that might not be know outside of NA. The NFL (American football) had this bright idea called "Color Rush" when a team would wear its dominant uniform color from head to toe. So instead of wearing green jerseys and white pants (their traditional home kit), the NY Jets were green from the neck down (including cleats/boots). Their opponent, the Buffalo Bills were also unicolored but in all red. Well, apparently the most common color blindness in men is red/green, so for something like 8% of male viewers, both teams looked the exact same.

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Apparently this (left) looked like this (right) to color blind people. The fact that the turf is green just adds to the confusion.
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Obviously not poking fun at those who are color blind but at the idiocy and cluelessness of the biggest sports league in the US (and maybe the world).
 
Not really a joke as such

There's a company 10 miles away from me who are a premium brake manufacturer.

Specialist motorsport such as GT series and WRC (even as far back as the Group B Audi Quattro). Upgrades for performance cars eg Corvette Z06.

Anyway, if I wanted to spend 4 grand on their Grenadier brake upgrade I would have to buy it from the States!
 
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?

"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt - blonde. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player - blonde. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 30) and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, mister. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 

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