Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Tazzieman]

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[Dso715]

DaveB. DB. What do they have in common.

 

[Tazzieman]

I saw the word "currency" used instead of "consistency" a few minutes ago.
The future is dire!
And then there is this. Say it with a Glasgow accent for full effect ;>)

 

[Max]

Uncle Donny has said that the excavations are almost done and asked if I can supply 1.5million of these surveyor pegs in various sizes to The Gaza Strip.
I had to look that up and a bloody good thing too, I first thought it would be one of his clubs

 

[Tazzieman]

Uncle Donny has said that the excavations are almost done and asked if I can supply 1.5million of these surveyor pegs in various sizes to The Gaza Strip.
I had to look that up and a bloody good thing too, I first thought it would be one of his clubs View attachment 7910128

What about the asbestos? Logically, sell them tons of hoovers?

'Very, very toxic': The risk of asbestos in Gaza's rubble

The mineral, once widely-used, releases toxic fibres into the air when disturbed that can cling to the lungs and cause cancer.

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