Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[TheDocAUS]

My 1952 General Electric fridge. Original compressor still going strong and beer stays cold.

That looks a lot like the old one I mentioned. But the handle broke.

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[CRH]

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Conveyor belt, otherwise he would be hovering. Has nobody thought about this before

 

[Tazzieman]

This was an English comedy show.
Not one to stereotype Australians though

Video

www.facebook.com

 

[Tazzieman]

Anybody got a niche their better 1/2 doesn't share?

 

[CRH]

Anybody got a niche their better 1/2 doesn't share?

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The wife isn't in to me breathing, other than that she just about tolerates me

 

[CRH]

Going to have to sell our vehicles of they turn into footballers cars

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/HfAPQcOv2Fk?si=U72V_379TXNsXioG

 

[Tazzieman]

More power!

 

[Logsplitter]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/v7JJy_jPG_o?si=7dD_UtAC6doCUs_Z

 

[Mike Morrison]

For those that never ordered lockers with their original order

 

[AngusMacG]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/v7JJy_jPG_o?si=7dD_UtAC6doCUs_Z

How did you find that video of me

 

[Max]

How did you find that video of me

And don't tell me here is the bloke you were yelling at

 

[Tazzieman]

not a cupholder in sight

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[Max]

100%

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean "TO GIVE MORE" than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And...
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But -
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And....
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why Politicians are where they are!
I’ve never seen a better explanation than this formula.

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[Clark Kent]

100%

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Since we're talking about maths and not politics, reactions to this wild claim did the rounds in global media this week.