- My neighbor told me he was getting solar panels. Well, he's got my respect. What a power move.
 - What Do You Call A TV Show Discussing Renewable Energy? A Solar Panel.
 - We Need To Start Investing More In Solar Energy…But It’s Not Just Going To Happen Overnight.
 - When There’s A Huge Solar Energy Spill… It’s Just Called A Nice Day.
 - Why did the tree install solar panels?It wanted to be a power plant.
 - What Did The Solar Panel Say To The Sun? You’re So Conceited! I Swear, You Act Like The Whole World Revolves Around You.
 - Solar Panel Technology… So Hot Right Now.
 - What is the best college to apply to learn about solar radiation? U.V. Ray.
 - I Still Don’t Fully Believe In Solar Energy… But I’m Warming Up To The Idea.
 - You Don’t Like Renewable Energy? Coal Story Bro.
 - Why Was The Solar Panel Anxious? It Was All Hot & Bothered.
 - What Is A Solar Panel's Favourite Song? Here Comes The Sun.
 - Why Is Elton John’s Solar Farm The Most Efficient In The World? He Doesn’t Let The Sun Go Down On Them.
 - Why Do Solar Panels And Coal Plant Never Talk About Policy? It’s A Hot Button Issue.
 - CEO of Tesla invented solar-energy gathering grass! I love the stuff. My only complaint is that it had a real e-lawn musk smell to it.
 - Why Are Solar Panels Always Optimistic? They Keep Their Sunny Side Up.
 - Why Did The Solar Panel Sign Up For The Bake Sale? Because They’re Selling Like Hot Cakes.
 - How Do Solar Panels Like Their Eggs? Sunny-Side Up.
 - How did the solar panel feel when it was finally installed? AMPED.
 - Why are we always talking about Solar energy?
Because it’s such a hot topic.