Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Arkaig]

This is for that moment in your day that just made you laugh.

Be it at yourself or someone else for doing or saying something stupid, or a particular comment / response you heard/read during the day.

Its not for jokes per-say, just that thing that gave you a giggle or a laugh out loud minute during the day..

 

[Spjnr]

Yet more evidence that cycling is bad for you

 

[emax]

Was that a puma?

The poor guy was bitten, and as it seems he lost a shoe as well.

Bad animal.

 

[grenadierboy]

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Yet more evidence that cycling is bad for you

I love my cycling spjnr so please no more bike jokes!

I note no helmet but not sure that going to help

 

[Arkaig]

 

[Arkaig]

 

[Arkaig]

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[ECrider]

Is that your local?

 

[emax]

Can't believe it.

 

[ECrider]

Can't believe it.

98 readily available in some parts these days

 

[emax]

It's not about the octane

They should have printed as well "Do not blowjob".

I must copy this picture ...

 

[Arkaig]

 

[Tazzieman]

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I keep a hammer in my screwdriver drawer for that very reason!

 

[DaveB]

Does everyone have a third draw in the kitchen where things go to die?

 

[bemax]

Does everyone have a third draw in the kitchen where things go to die?

Of course! And do you know those drawers where you put the menu from the delivery service in “just in case you need it in future” after some years the pile of paper gets higher and then there i the time where you push a new menu in, feeling that you just pushed something else BEHIND the drawer…

 

[Mitchell300]

It’s a bit long but worth it, Michael Macintyres The Man Drawer.

 

[Tazzieman]

If you've never seen the Holy Grail this won't make any sense

 

[Davman]

A mere flesh wound….

 

[Krabby]

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If you've never seen the Holy Grail this won't make any sense

That’ll buff out.