Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Tazzieman]

Waving my tail in the jaws of religion here! I do know the highway to hell is much wider than the stairway to heaven.
To Valhalla we flee!

 

[Logsplitter]

Waving my tail in the jaws of religion here! I do know the highway to hell is much wider than the stairway to heaven.
To Valhalla we flee!
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I guess his roof doesn’t need fixing.

 

[Tazzieman]

I guess his roof doesn’t need fixing.

But how does he get the heating oil for free?
Is it because hell is "down there" as opposed to heaven "up there"?

 

[Logsplitter]

But how does he get the heating oil for free?
Is it because hell is "down there" as opposed to heaven "up there"?

 

[Rab]

He sets fire to the sinners and then dines on long pork.