Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[DaveB]

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[Tazzieman]

Bullshit. We are not !1111

Of that I'm sure. But if you are also an illustrated man this might hit a nerve

 

[DaveB]

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Some more economic solutions…. #economy

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[Tazzieman]

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Good clean family fun this Christmas!

 

[ANNML]

A conman, a sex pest and a convicted felon walk into a bar. Bartender says “You here by yourself today Mr Trump?”

apologies in advance to anyone offended. It was just too funny irrespective of politics.

Bwahhhhhh ! Love it. This is pretty timely given the release of the 95,000 pictures from the Epstein files - which include Trump and his bff Jeffrey Epstein! (If my comment causes anyone to get their panties in a bundle - let me emphasize that I’m aware that the pictures don’t necessarily mean anything) (yet….)

 

[Tazzieman]

This is immaculate!

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Mary Telling Joseph She's Pregnant 😅

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[LC0013]

Bwahhhhhh ! Love it. This is pretty timely given the release of the 95,000 pictures from the Epstein files - which include Trump and his bff Jeffrey Epstein! (If my comment causes anyone to get their panties in a bundle - let me emphasize that I’m aware that the pictures don’t necessarily mean anything) (yet….)

If any one gets their panties in a wad think of this: Most of the news reporting agency put this disclaimer, or one similar to it, after posting a Epstein related photo: "Inclusion in the photos does not necessarily imply wrong doing". They should also say "inclusion in the photos does not necessarily imply innocence", especially after those photos of the sex craved cigar wielding ex president Bill Clinton.

Frankly, and not funny, this Epstein situation and lack of information is rather disturbing.

 

[RY-Journeyman]

President Trump and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.

Trump told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About an hour later Trump sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.

"What happened to you?" asked Trump

"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Trump.

The driver replies, "I'm president Donald Trump's driver, and I just killed the pig."

 

[Clark Kent]

Moving on from above, quickly...

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My Land Rover Defender performing the Motorway Merge Manoeuvre 🛩️ 🛻 🛣️ #landroverdefender110 #landrover #landroverdefender90 #maverick #topgun

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[RY-Journeyman]

Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he did not have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter. "Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster?" "I got it from my genie." "You have a genie?" he asked. "Yes, he is right here in my golf bag." "Could I see him?" He opened his golf bag and out popped the genie. The friend turned to the genie and said, "I am a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?" "Yes I will," the genie said. "I wish for a million bucks!" The genie hopped back into the golf bag and left him standing there waiting for his wish to be delivered. Suddenly the sky began to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead was heard. The friend turned to his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks not ducks!" "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"

 

[Tazzieman]