Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Tazzieman]

"Boomers" are copping a lot of hate these days from younger generations..
Remind the haters , many of us are Jones's. Try to keep up, youngsters!

 

[LabRat]

"Boomers" are copping a lot of hate these days from younger generations..
Remind the haters , many of us are Jones's. Try to keep up, youngsters!
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Well damn, ‘63 and never knew where I fit. Too young for a boomer but too old for Gen X.

 

[bigleonski]

Well damn, ‘63 and never knew where I fit. Too young for a boomer but too old for Gen X.

Amen to that - ‘64 was a very good year.

 

[Tazzieman]

Rather than go to infinity and beyond , nor overland , Buzz found his inner space.
I will say, a few months working in any ED and you will never be surprised or shocked by anything humans do in the rest of your life.

 

[TheDocAUS]

Rather than go to infinity and beyond , nor overland , Buzz found his inner space.
I will say, a few months working in any ED and you will never be surprised or shocked by anything humans do in the rest of your life.
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I hope Disney does not get any ideas, like a Buzz Lightyear Butt Plug. I can understand why Buzz was trying to get away.

At least it was not Woody.

 

[Max]

I hope Disney does not get any ideas, like a Buzz Lightyear Butt Plug. I can understand why Buzz was trying to get away.

At least it was not Woody.

I bet you he had tried a Woody or two before but just wasn't giving him the Buzz he was after

 

[Gibby]

I was impressed when I saw that Nissan decided to proudly display their warranty expiration date on their new vehicles! Is bankruptcy looming?

 

[Mike Morrison]

 

[DaveB]

Most Saturday mornings I take a short video of where I live and post it to Facebook.
I was asked why as it never seems to change
I smiled and said …….yeah, great isn’t it

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[Tazzieman]

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[Max]

Most Saturday mornings I take a short video of where I live and post it to Facebook.
I was asked why as it never seems to change
I smiled and said …….yeah, great isn’t it

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Fantastic and the tides have been up there...it makes me laugh to see people in places here around Maroochydore and Mooloolaba driving through water when we haven't had rain but huge tides flooding some areas[salt water]

 

[CRH]

For the Aussies

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[Max]

Australia has a sore Albo, yeh I think it is from waving the flag around so much whilst saying, that is so UnAustralian.

 

[tnkatoy]

That's why we don't drink Fosters in Aussie, it's mainly for marketing in the US & UK.

 

[Max]

Australia has a sore Albo, yeh I think it is from waving the flag around so much whilst saying, that is so UnAustralian.

Definately not from drinking Fosters

 

[RY-Journeyman]

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?" Billy Connolly.

 

[RY-Journeyman]

A man died and went to Heaven. St Peter says to him “Before you meet with God, I should tell you ,we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?” The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a little old lady who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this lady or they would have to deal with me!” “Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?” “About three minutes ago,” came the reply.

 

[RY-Journeyman]

Two drunken Irishmen in a graveyard.
Paddy starts reading the gravestones.
"Mick" he says; Would you look at this, a feller here who was 90 when he died!"
"Who's that?" says Mick.
"Somebody called O'Toole from Kerry," he replies.
Mick says, "Never mind him, there's a feller here called Murphy, was 99 when he died! From Castletown of all places!
"Well thats nothing!" says Paddy. "What about what written on this feller's stone, here right beside the gate!"
"The stone says 147!"
"147? thats amazing!" says Mick.
"Who was he?"
"Well according to the stone, its somebody called Miles from Dublin

 

[RY-Journeyman]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping in the country, In the middle of the night Holmes nudged Watson awake and says, "Watson, what thought comes to you as you look up at the night sky?"

Watson said, "Well, Holmes, I see the thousands of stars that cover the heavens and bear witness to the magnificence of God's creation and I realise how small and insignificant we are, and yet the fact that God is still mindful of us fills me with wonder. What thought comes to you?"

Holmes replies, "That someone has stolen our tent!"

 

[CRH]

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