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Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

We are lucky, we have culture
Not entirely true. Modern British culture is mostly acquired from colonies that the British Empire invaded and stole / appropriated from. Britain itself has very little culture of its own, and the little that isn't from the colonies is mostly European appropriation. Norman and Saxon culture isn't really a thing... 😉
 
Not entirely true. Modern British culture is mostly acquired from colonies that the British Empire invaded and stole / appropriated from. Britain itself has very little culture of its own, and the little that isn't from the colonies is mostly European appropriation. Norman and Saxon culture isn't really a thing... 😉
Really not sure an Australian should be going down that road.

".......convicts and rabbits!" The Cruel Sea, Nicholas Monsarrat 1951
 
“Hello, you have reached the ‘Men’s Help Line. My name is Bob. How can I help you?”
“Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with ‘the girls’ a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So, hid in the garage, behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone’s car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"
 
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