Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[DaveB]

https://fb.watch/C0i1hBCkRy

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[DaveB]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/alGAk-bL_3g?si=eJKNNehgkKhfM0Mt

 

[CRH]

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No mention people smoking the grass!

 

[Logsplitter]

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Brilliant

 

[Logsplitter]

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[CRH]

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This is currently being repeated on UK tv, if it weren't for the lack of technology and the old desk phones it could have been filmed last week

 

[DaveB]

 

[DaveB]

I just received this notice on Facebook about an Australian icon from the 70's
I haven't seen him on the forum lately so I assume he is driving around the outback in his Grenadier now.

 

[Mike Morrison]

 

[DaveB]

I always have a laugh, or chuckle, when people tell me that learning martial arts is a waste of time if you stop and get old, fat and unfit.
I explain that you always retain the skill and knowledge just not the stamina and flexibility.
Last Thursday I went into a public toilet and a nice young gentleman followed me in.
While I was standing and attending to my needs he walked up behind me and asked if I had any cash.
I said no, so he said he would like me to give him my mobile phone that was in my back pocket.
I zipped up, turned around, kicked him in the guts.
Years ago I could have kicked him in the face, but as I am now 62 and have had both my knees replaced I opted for abdomen.
He went down, curled up and started to cry.
I found 2 cops, they looked at him, early 20’s, looked at me, early 60’s, laughed and asked if I wanted to press charges.
I said no and they agreed it was probably best.

 

[Logsplitter]

I always have a laugh, or chuckle, when people tell me that learning martial arts is a waste of time if you stop and get old, fat and unfit.
I explain that you always retain the skill and knowledge just not the stamina and flexibility.
Last Thursday I went into a public toilet and a nice young gentleman followed me in.
While I was standing and attending to my needs he walked up behind me and asked if I had any cash.
I said no, so he said he would like me to give him my mobile phone that was in my back pocket.
I zipped up, turned around, kicked him in the guts.
Years ago I could have kicked him in the face, but as I am now 62 and have had both my knees replaced I opted for abdomen.
He went down, curled up and started to cry.
I found 2 cops, they looked at him, early 20’s, looked at me, early 60’s, laughed and asked if I wanted to press charges.
I said no and they agreed it was probably best.

Brilliant. Serves the bastard right.

 

[TheDocAUS]

I always have a laugh, or chuckle, when people tell me that learning martial arts is a waste of time if you stop and get old, fat and unfit.
I explain that you always retain the skill and knowledge just not the stamina and flexibility.
Last Thursday I went into a public toilet and a nice young gentleman followed me in.
While I was standing and attending to my needs he walked up behind me and asked if I had any cash.
I said no, so he said he would like me to give him my mobile phone that was in my back pocket.
I zipped up, turned around, kicked him in the guts.
Years ago I could have kicked him in the face, but as I am now 62 and have had both my knees replaced I opted for abdomen.
He went down, curled up and started to cry.
I found 2 cops, they looked at him, early 20’s, looked at me, early 60’s, laughed and asked if I wanted to press charges.
I said no and they agreed it was probably best.

I hope you offered a tissue.

 

[DenisM]

I always have a laugh, or chuckle, when people tell me that learning martial arts is a waste of time if you stop and get old, fat and unfit.
I explain that you always retain the skill and knowledge just not the stamina and flexibility.
Last Thursday I went into a public toilet and a nice young gentleman followed me in.
While I was standing and attending to my needs he walked up behind me and asked if I had any cash.
I said no, so he said he would like me to give him my mobile phone that was in my back pocket.
I zipped up, turned around, kicked him in the guts.
Years ago I could have kicked him in the face, but as I am now 62 and have had both my knees replaced I opted for abdomen.
He went down, curled up and started to cry.
I found 2 cops, they looked at him, early 20’s, looked at me, early 60’s, laughed and asked if I wanted to press charges.
I said no and they agreed it was probably best.

If you had pressed charges that meant paperwork for the busy boys in blue..... Very considerate of you Dave