Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[CRH]

Some of us may have no grey hairs?

is that an age thing, in your genes or just a total lack of

 

[Logsplitter]

I’m 64 next month and silver not grey all over. But bleaches in the sun

 

[CRH]

I’m 64 next month and silver not grey all over. But bleaches in the sun

Please, no pictures for this one

 

[Logsplitter]

Please, no pictures for this one

I should have said grey all over my head as my hairy arms are still dark

 

[Tazzieman]

Australia...land of the Free and Brave

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[rovie]

I hope they have tightened the tensioning strap, otherwise the wheel will fall off at high speed.

 

[Tazzieman]

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[Tazzieman]

 

[RY-Journeyman]

Jock sprints into a bar. Panting he says ‘give me 10 shots of your best whiskey!’
The bartender lines up 10 shot glasses on the bar and starts pouring.
‘QUICK!’ shouts Jock. The bartender hurriedly pours the last shot and Jock downs each one at lightning speed.
‘Why are you drinking so fast?’ asks the bartender.
‘You’d drink fast too if you had what I had’ replies Jock.
‘What have you got?’ the bartender asked.
’50 cents' said Jock.

 

[Max]

Jock sprints into a bar. Panting he says ‘give me 10 shots of your best whiskey!’
The bartender lines up 10 shot glasses on the bar and starts pouring.
‘QUICK!’ shouts Jock. The bartender hurriedly pours the last shot and Jock downs each one at lightning speed.
‘Why are you drinking so fast?’ asks the bartender.
‘You’d drink fast too if you had what I had’ replies Jock.
‘What have you got?’ the bartender asked.
’50 cents' said Jock.

My mate raced into the bar sat down beside me and ordered five shots of whiskey and I said why? I just experienced my first blow job. I said I will buy you another for the celebration and he said if five don't get rid of the taste another won't matter