Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[DaveB]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/DvdXPNh_x4E?si=LFHKovV8TluYPjWp

 

[AngusMacG]

Shut up Elon

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/KM_9C-eegH4?si=rQ8wt4ebMUKAoMqC

I find it hilarious that you post many jokes about Trump…too bad you can’t do it for your own PM as it will get you tossed in jail…

 

[CRH]

I find it hilarious that you post many jokes about Trump…too bad you can’t do it for your own PM as it will get you tossed in jail…

That's the UK, does Australia have the same problem?

 

[bigleonski]

I find it hilarious that you post many jokes about Trump…too bad you can’t do it for your own PM as it will get you tossed in jail…

DaveB is well known for baiting our US buddies - both here and on FB . Just let it wash over you.

As to our own disgrace of a leader - load it up and shoot it over the bow my friend.
I doubt you’ll find anything we haven’t seen or heard before anyway.
If we Aussies aren’t known for much, at least we are well known for taking the piss out of ourselves as daily business as usual.
And as for saying what we think when we think it and going to jail for it, we haven’t quite got to the substandard that our Pommie mates have yet. But the bleeding hearts will get us there eventually.

 

[Tazzieman]

I find it hilarious that you post many jokes about Trump…too bad you can’t do it for your own PM as it will get you tossed in jail…

No it won't!
Australian PMs are also big piss takers..
It does not do to take oneself too seriously if you want people to vote for you, in our system of democracy

 

[bigleonski]

I find it hilarious that you post many jokes about Trump…too bad you can’t do it for your own PM as it will get you tossed in jail…

At the risk of heading to the slammer, here’s some stuff to balance things up for you @AngusMacG

Maybe someone can now add something derogatory about our Opposition Leader, although I’m not sure we have one in Australia yet.

 

[DaveB]

I find it hilarious that you post many jokes about Trump…too bad you can’t do it for your own PM as it will get you tossed in jail…

We can say whatever we want about our own PM.
He is just a politician that is elected and will eventually be replaced.
Generally he is referred to as Albo and he isn't very important or precious.
We sure as hell won't be tossed in Gaol/Jail for anything we say about him unless it is outright slanderous.
You guys just take the whole president thing way too seriously.

This is just a light hearted parody about baby Trump and Musk.
You need to just lighten up and have a laugh.

I found this funny because he told his previous best buddy to shut up.
Which he probably should have done right from the start.

 

[Mike Morrison]

 

[DaveB]

At the risk of heading to the slammer, here’s some stuff to balance things up for you @AngusMacG

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Maybe someone can now add something derogatory about our Opposition Leader, although I’m not sure we have one in Australia yet.

I am sure we have one.
Don't know his/her name but surely there must be one.

 

[DaveB]

Not sure how good a Prime Minister Hawke was but he could drink a beer.
Guiness world champion at one stage.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9XR9ZRP3uU

Bob Hawke drinks a beer, Warne commentates

Former Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke had the look of a man knowing the TV camera was on him, and - as per nearly every other SCG Test - he obliged by refreshing himself

www.cricket.com.au

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=395778617812763

View: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=395778617812763

 

[Tazzieman]

Chin up lads!
These crazy pollies have a use by/expiry date.

 

[Eric]

Chin up lads!
These crazy pollies have a use by/expiry date.
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It wouldn't be unknown for a president to declare himself president for life.

 

[DaveB]

DaveB is well known for baiting our US buddies - both here and on FB . Just let it wash over you.

As to our own disgrace of a leader - load it up and shoot it over the bow my friend.
I doubt you’ll find anything we haven’t seen or heard before anyway.
If we Aussies aren’t known for much, at least we are well known for taking the piss out of ourselves as daily business as usual.
And as for saying what we think when we think it and going to jail for it, we haven’t quite got to the substandard that our Pommie mates have yet. But the bleeding hearts will get us there eventually.

I commented on one Facebook page about a certain dumbarse and was told I wasn’t allowed to comment because I wasn’t a vet???
The page didn’t seem to be linked to, or about, military service or animal medical services so I wasn’t sure what he was referring to.