Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[DaveB]

This just reinforces my thinking and my previous post, I don’t do crapbook for this very reason, to many stupid people in the world and my tolerance for stupid has never been high but as I get older it’s become none existent

Yes, I was just pondering this morning dropping off all social media.
There seems to be a lot of people who really aren't very well educated or knowledgeable outside of their own country.

 

[DaveB]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/0IhI_Zc4qNQ?si=DEIkKo3rR3VPhmqv

 

[DaveB]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/CCJhrnc3YFk?si=8f6aAYeI9n6nBgb1

 

[Emil]

Went up „Mauerläufersteig“ Via Ferrata (way up: left) close to Zugspitze, Bavaria. Had to climb, but with my Quartermaster at least arrived in style.

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[DaveB]

 

[DaveB]

Only in Australia would the police post this picture on Facebook showing the haul of guns they took off criminals.

 

[CRH]

Do Aussies sit around all day drinking 4x, cooking on the barbie (poor Barbie), and telling jokes. This may have well been called Aussie corner for all the input from the rest of us.

 

[CRH]

Only in Australia would the police post this picture on Facebook showing the haul of guns they took off criminals.
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Ours do it to with guns and knives. Some tit even made some modern art statue with a load of the knives from one of the amnesties they occasionally do.

 

[DaveB]

Do Aussies sit around all day drinking 4x, cooking on the barbie (poor Barbie), and telling jokes. This may have well been called Aussie corner for all the input from the rest of us.

I am currently an unemployed bum so just finished an hours walk on the treadmill and undoing all the good work with a nice english stout.
Those guns have certainly been around the tracks for a long time.
The bottom right looks like an old tube fed 22 Winchester
Bottom left is also a winchester carbine with the enlarged lever for glove hands.
Middle one is a Martini Henri falling block single shot and from the size of it probably a 310 cadet
Top right a WWII SMLE No5 Jungle Carbine.
Can't make out the top left one but looks like a single shot.

I bet they found a banjo and some chewing tobacco as well.

 

[CRH]

I am currently an unemployed bum so just finished an hours walk on the treadmill and undoing all the good work with a nice english stout.
Those guns have certainly been around the tracks for a long time.
The bottom right looks like an old tube fed 22 Winchester
Bottom left is also a winchester carbine with the enlarged lever for glove hands.
Middle one is a Martini Henri falling block single shot and from the size of it probably a 310 cadet
Top right a WWII SMLE No5 Jungle Carbine.
Can't make out the top left one but looks like a single shot.

I bet they found a banjo and some chewing tobacco as well.

They only seem to get the old stuff no-one wants anymore over here too

 

[Tazzieman]

I am currently an unemployed bum so just finished an hours walk on the treadmill and undoing all the good work with a nice english stout.

That is worthy of a medallion and a 6 pack of best home brew.
I can't stand treadmills.
Some people have done marathons on them. Don't know why , but there you go!

 

[Logsplitter]

That is worthy of a medallion and a 6 pack of best home brew.
I can't stand treadmills.
Some people have done marathons on them. Don't know why , but there you go!

I prefer a good walk with the dog

 

[Tazzieman]

I prefer a good walk with the dog

But have you offered the dog a go on the treadmill?

 

[CRH]

I prefer a good walk with the dog

The cats won't go on a walk

 

[Tazzieman]

The cats won't go on a walk

Yes, but cats are not dogs!

 

[bigleonski]

Do Aussies sit around all day drinking 4x, cooking on the barbie (poor Barbie), and telling jokes. This may have well been called Aussie corner for all the input from the rest of us.

We could have renamed this thread the DaveB and Tazzie Show years ago.

 

[Tazzieman]

We could have renamed this thread the DaveB and Tazzie Show years ago.

The Ministry of Happiness.
Attendance is encouraged , but not mandatory

 

[DaveB]

That is worthy of a medallion and a 6 pack of best home brew.
I can't stand treadmills.
Some people have done marathons on them. Don't know why , but there you go!

I like to go for walks for pleasure.
Take my time, talk to neighbours, particularly the old ones to make sure they are ok.
We have some fantastic wildlife and scenery around here.
Problem is the heat. At the moment mid winter it is only low 20 degrees during the day(75F) but in summer it will be 30-45 degrees (85-110F) so just too hot for exercising other than swimming