Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[CRH]

Listed as a tourist hotspot in West Australia.
What are you all waiting for?
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I'll get the old mac & binoculars out

 

[Tazzieman]

I'll get the old mac & binoculars out

So you're not the sort to do the Benny Hill ending?

 

[bigleonski]

Listed as a tourist hotspot in West Australia.
What are you all waiting for?
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I’ll be there in 3 weeks time. Anything in particular you’d like a photo of while I’m there??

Unfortunately I’ll be driving a hire Rav4 hybrid and not the grenny, so won’t be able to go too far out of the way.

 

[Eric]

I’ll be there in 3 weeks time. Anything in particular you’d like a photo of while I’m there??

Unfortunately I’ll be driving a hire Rav4 hybrid and not the grenny, so won’t be able to go too far out of the way.

Ah, going incognito so you won't be recognised taking the photos, good thinking.

 

[cyson]

Hardly a joke, but my wife thinks it's funny.

I was doing good getting attention driving my scottish white gren.

Well, there's a mom who takes her kid to the same sports programs as my kid goes to and she also drives a white grenadier. After months of me explaining all of the cool features to the other parents, here comes this lady who just tells everyone: I just use it to haul my kids around. No excitement about the vehicle! She kills me.

 

[DaveB]

Hardly a joke, but my wife thinks it's funny.

I was doing good getting attention driving my scottish white gren.

Well, there's a mom who takes her kid to the same sports programs as my kid goes to and she also drives a white grenadier. After months of me explaining all of the cool features to the other parents, here comes this lady who just tells everyone: I just use it to haul my kids around. No excitement about the vehicle! She kills me.

I would give her a miss and stick with your wife if I was you.
Clearly she doesn’t understand you.

 

[Logsplitter]

 

[Logsplitter]

My mate is staying at a camp in Namibia and they have this sign

 

[Tazzieman]

I’ll be there in 3 weeks time. Anything in particular you’d like a photo of while I’m there??

Unfortunately I’ll be driving a hire Rav4 hybrid and not the grenny, so won’t be able to go too far out of the way.

I'm interested in nature , not naturists.
A picture of one of the snakes would be great. The reptile ones

 

[DaveB]

https://fb.watch/ASxa7diD6B

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[bigleonski]

I'm interested in nature , not naturists.
A picture of one of the snakes would be great. The reptile ones

Middle of winter mate, the snakes are in hiding, and a little smaller than usual.

 

[Tazzieman]

Middle of winter mate, the snakes are in hiding, and a little smaller than usual.

I have seen them in the highlands of Tassy , mid winter on sunny days.They seem to have a little taste of spring and slither back into their holes mid afternoon.
So much for hibernation!

 

[Clark Kent]

Middle of winter mate, the snakes are in hiding, and a little smaller than usual.

I see what you did there...

 

[RobS]

Found this guy a week before the Winter Solstice in the Northern Hemisphere. Weather was just above freezing. Moved very slowly.

 

[Tazzieman]

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Found this guy a week before the Winter Solstice in the Northern Hemisphere. Weather was just above freezing. Moved very slowly.

Striking markings. We don't have those. Just the hurty, end up in hospital ones!

 

[MattA]

Striking markings. We don't have those. Just the hurty, end up in hospital ones!

Do we have dangerous animals in Australia

 

[Tazzieman]

Do we have dangerous animals in Australia

We have the Baby Animals and the Filthy Animals.
Great bands; check em out on Spotify/ YT

 

[bigleonski]

Do we have dangerous animals in Australia

Yep, most of them work in Canberra

 

[Paddy]

Do we have dangerous animals in Australia

Even your cute looking stuff will punch you in the face or give you chlamydia.

Bit like a night out as a heterosexual single man in Newcastle (the English one )