Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Tazzieman]

 

[DaveB]

Looking out the back door this morning and I notice I have the same brand of lawnmower as you Dave.

They trim and fertilize at the same time.

 

[DaveB]

This is what happens when you get your sign done by the lowest bidder ......................or purchase off ebay.

 

[DaveB]

No idea what this is about but it looks like it made this guy chuckle.

 

[Tazzieman]

No idea what this is about but it looks like it made this guy chuckle.
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Rittle locket man? Foxtrot Delta Tango's loving stepbrother.

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[CRH]

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Or reading all the joke thread until the same result but with laughter.
Would that be a laughshat?

 

[Max]

No idea what this is about but it looks like it made this guy chuckle.
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It looks like he is inspecting some nuc subs that could be back on the market

 

[Max]

 

[bigleonski]

It looks like he is inspecting some nuc subs that could be back on the market

He’d be welcome to them.
There are so many better and cheaper options for the defense of our country than 6 or 8 subs.

 

[DaveB]

He’d be welcome to them.
There are so many better and cheaper options for the defense of our country than 6 or 8 subs.

The Australian Ghost Shark is looking good and we could deploy several hundred of them for the cost of 1 US sub.
It is now being tested by the US Navy as well.
The Ghost Bat is also looking like a real winner with export potential.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8PpprG1Xb8

View: https://youtu.be/UhYwK_YZKvg?si=8WF1pNuLesIwQAWN

 

[DaveB]

 

[DaveB]

 

[CRH]

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I just keep telling my parents to hurry up and stop spending my inheritance on holidays, cars & food. They're always eating!!

 

[DaveB]

I just keep telling my parents to hurry up and stop spending my inheritance on holidays, cars & food. They're always eating!!

I have had this running joke with my mother-in-law for the last 5 years.
Every time I ask her how she is, and she says she feels good, I remind her that she is the last surviving parent and our house isn't going to renovate itself.
She is 89, and now it looks like she will outlive my wife, so we have dropped the joke.
2 days ago she asked what the latest renovation plans were and what time frame I expected to start them.
I asked why and she said because she woke up with a bit of a cough.

 

[CRH]

I have had this running joke with my mother-in-law for the last 5 years.
Every time I ask her how she is, and she says she feels good, I remind her that she is the last surviving parent and our house isn't going to renovate itself.
She is 89, and now it looks like she will outlive my wife, so we have dropped the joke.
2 days ago she asked what the latest renovation plans were and what time frame I expected to start them.
I asked why and she said because she woke up with a bit of a cough.

Grandma is 105 in August, I'll be getting nothing from my parents, it will all be spent

 

[Jean Mercier]

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This was in Belgium, and this setting and picture was made on April 1 of many years ago. One of the finest April 1st fool jokes that has ever been done