Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[AngusMacG]

Finally, the true reason tourism is down in the US
Along with the confusion of Kansas City not being in Kansas,.

Actually there is a Kansas City in Kansas right next to Kansas City Missouri….

 

[DaveB]

I just love it when old Facebook memories pop up.
On this day back in 2013 I arrived in Jo'burg for a business trip.
I had forgotten about it.

 

[DaveB]

Actually there is a Kansas City in Kansas right next to Kansas City Missouri….
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Yes, I was aware of that but didn't think it would put a chuckle in anyone's day.
Although I am prepared to admit your little yellow arrows made me smile a bit.
They look like builders crayon.

I see a lot of people are dying to live there.
Over a thousand murders in 5 years, plus however many the cops have killed.
In a population of only 510,000
As a comparison we had 210 homicides in a particularly bad year and it has raised protests and demands Government and police do something about. it.
That was for all of Australia and a population of 26 million.

 

[AngusMacG]

Yes, I was aware of that but didn't think it would put a chuckle in anyone's day.
Although I am prepared to admit your little yellow arrows made me smile a bit.
They look like builders crayon.

I see a lot of people are dying to live there.
Over a thousand murders in 5 years, plus however many the cops have killed.
In a population of only 510,000
As a comparison we had 210 homicides in a particularly bad year and it has raised protests and demands Government and police do something about. it.
That was for all of Australia and a population of 26 million.
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Why go there???? All i did was correct your inaccurate statement. No judgements.

 

[DaveB]

Why go there???? All i did was correct your inaccurate statement. No judgements.

I was merely making an observation as to why so many people may get welcomed anally and maybe what happens to the ones that object to the welcome.

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[Eric]

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Beep beep

 

[Mike Morrison]

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[DaveB]

These things always make me laugh.
Obviously they edit for the ones that will make the best video's so may be a bit biased.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_pw8duzGUg

 

[DaveB]

 

[Tazzieman]

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[CRH]

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This forum proves your point

 

[Tazzieman]

Gold!

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[Tazzieman]

As a pathologist , I always have the final say

Five doctors went on a duck hunt.*
*A GP , A Physician, A radiologist, A Surgeon, and A Pathologist .*

*After a while a bird came winging overhead.*

*The GP raised his shotgun but didn't shoot and said "I think its a duck. But needs a second opinion. So I will let the physician shoot."*

*The Physician also raised his gun and said, "Its a duck. But the other possibilities should be considered such as a hypertrophied sparrow or an atrophied ostrich. So let radiologist decide."*

*Radiologist quickly scanned the situation and mumbled, "It can be a duck, a sparrow or an ostrich or even a hen. However, Please correlate clinically."*

*The surgeon was the only one who shot at the bird.*

*He blew it away. Then he turned to the pathologist and said, "Go and confirm whether that was a duck ."*

*The pathologist slowly approached the bird. He cooked it and ate it. Then he came back and said, "Specimen inadequate !!"*