Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[DenisM]

outside the aformentioned Bla bla......

 

[Bayford]

 

[Mike Morrison]

 

[DaveB]

I had a bit of a laugh yesterday when killing a bit of time in Brisbane.
On display in showroom was an Ineos Grenadier for $133,000 in Trailmaster trim.
Sales guy was very pleasant and looked about 20 years old.
I pointed out that the spelling needed to be checked as I thought it was a bit embarrassing when the dealer gets it wrong.
Pretty sure if I go back in 2 weeks it will be the same.

 

[Tazzieman]

An excellent selection!

 

[rovie]

An excellent selection!
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Now you come up with the special screws. In the past I could have used some of them.

 

[RYAustralia]

Well I am starting to think my Grenadier is just jerking my chain now.
This mornings drive we started at

• >530 kms again and one segment on the fuel gauge gone.
• 14 kms later we had exactly 538 kms left
• 11 more kms and we now have 550 kms range left
• 20 kms later and we now have 570 kms remaining. .....might add that I have never seen it read anything above >560 kms
• I hit the reset button and now we are back to 524 kms range left and amazingly my Grenadier has now done 0000 total kms.
• 2 kilometres later I now only have 483 kms range but still 0000 kms on the clock.
• After a bit of a rest I just turned her on again and it appears it covered 41,799 kms in the last 10 minutes. But used no fuel

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I have a smart roadster, these were built at Smartville 20 years ago - same factory Ineos now owns. The smart roadster goes from full tank to showing half full if driving on a hill. I think that must be normal for this factory’s cars maybe?

 

[RYAustralia]

My mum always used to say "40 is the new 30". Lovely woman... banned from driving.