Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Tazzieman]

A good read for us, as grown ups.

Yoga my ass

Nathan’s been on Instagram. He’s salty. LET’S DISCUSS. YOUR INSTAGRAM JOB TITLE SAYS YOGA INFLUENCER, BUT YOU’RE SENDING ME HIGH-DEF VALENCIA-FILTERED PHOTOS OF A BIKINI-CLAD BODY. DON’T GET ME WRO…

1964.co.nz

 

[Bobby Mac]

 

[bemax]

A good read for us, as grown ups.

Yoga my ass

Nathan’s been on Instagram. He’s salty. LET’S DISCUSS. YOUR INSTAGRAM JOB TITLE SAYS YOGA INFLUENCER, BUT YOU’RE SENDING ME HIGH-DEF VALENCIA-FILTERED PHOTOS OF A BIKINI-CLAD BODY. DON’T GET ME WRO…

1964.co.nz

"Who looks to a twenty-year-old for guidance? That’s like asking your weed guy for career advice."
GREAT!

 

[Tazzieman]

"Who looks to a twenty-year-old for guidance?

Ah the sweet wisdom of youth!
Many good observations from the writer : - "You don’t actually believe “the cloud” is made of water particles?"

 

[Pat-Ard]

 

[bigleonski]

The first line in this Tank 300 discussion will have you laughing.

View: https://youtu.be/5QkUcRSREtI?si=T70oHKwitX9Cahgn

 

[Arkaig]

 

[emax]

The first line in this Tank 300 discussion will have you laughing.

View: https://youtu.be/5QkUcRSREtI?si=T70oHKwitX9Cahgn

There is another one from him. Not exactly a reason to chuckle, but worth a look (and as usual some funny comments from him):

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk0MWDsueMY

 

[Bobby Mac]

A bit of Aussie culcha - Outback Microsoft lessons


LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.

LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.

MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.

DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute.

HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.

KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys.

WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold.

SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season.

BYTE: What mozzies do.

MEGABYTE: What Caims mozzies do.

CHIP: A bar snack.

MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.

MODEM: What you did to the lawns.

LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps.

SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.

HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart.

MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.

MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up.

WEB: What spiders make.

WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah.

SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the ute won't go.

CURSOR: What you say when the ute won't go.

YAHOO: What you say when the ute does go.

UPGRADE: A steep hill.

SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.

MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.

USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.

NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing

INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go.

NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net.

ONLINE: Where you hang the washing.

OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough.

 

[Miki]

 

[Tazzieman]

Murchison, NZ

 

[PT70]

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Tazzieman, thanks for supporting New Zealand tourism. Much appreciated and so much cheaper than the last government initiative of spending millions on social media influencers to promote NZ as a tourist destination.

 

[Tazzieman]

Tazzieman, thanks for supporting New Zealand tourism. Much appreciated and so much cheaper than the last government initiative of spending millions on social media influencers to promote NZ as a tourist destination.

No worries, best place to spend! Everyone is so nice and relaxed.
Just checking in at Marehau. Lovely sunny day 26C perfect

 

[Bobby Mac]

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[IG_in_AZ]

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@DaveB

 

[ECrider]

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sounds like he's got his own batch in the driveway.

 

[Tazzieman]

Rhino rack people need to get onto a new product

 

[Krabby]

Not sure if this will make sense to all.

 

[emax]

 

[Bobby Mac]