Have you seen how the raised air intake attaches to the body? I don’t trust any automated machinery to have the nuanced sensor to detect those body bits and avoid them accordingly. Why take a leap of faith? For the benefit of the industry?
That stupid underbody blast of water as you pull into the bay? lol they don’t do jack.. they stop blasting after 1/3 the length of the car.
One can make the argument automated bays are rather scammy. Upselling useless “features” and optimize for outcomes that are simply window dressing - cleaning the aspects that are easily visible, but de-emphasizes the parts that need washing the most - the under body. If you live in a salty environment, automated bays will not clean your underbody properly.
just pull into a self service bay and go to town with the sprayer.




This made me laugh out loud. But not in a way mocking you at all! It sounds like you have a shoddy car wash near you!! Let’s take them one by one.
I’m looking at a trial master, so it will have a raised intake. Snorkels have never been a problem. How hard do you think the material pushes in the car? Most places will be using a foam material that cannot absorb water, so the weight of the material spinning next to the car is minimal. There’s very little force. You can stand next to it and fell them with your hand as they gently spin. Add to this the lubricity of the chemicals and the material glides gently over the car. The equipment is set to a certain pressure. For example, it can be set to 10psi. The brush will press against the car at 10psi regardless of the size or shape of the car. So if you have a narrow car or a wide car, the pressure along the side or top etc, remains the same.
No need for a leap of faith. Proven things don’t require such a leap. I can send you a video when I have one.
Underwash. No wash I know of will clean your wheel wells after mudding. In fact, if you come to us with a muddy car, we’ll turn you away. Yes if it’s muddy you need to spray it all off. But a dirty car and a muddy car aren’t the same thing. The underwash should be on for the whole car. If it’s not, they need help

I’m a fan of high volume, low pressure under washes. High pressure ones that are too high, could in theory knock wire harnesses loose. There’s no need. Again, it’s not meant to de-mud a car. It’s meant to wash it.
Useless features. Get the bottom, basic wash, or get the top one. Too many operators pack four to five packages that while, yes they do actually do stuff, it’s more of a marketing idea to get you to spec up to the top one and justify the increase to the top wash. Just look at the prices of each and you’ll see what I mean. We eliminated everything except the bottom and the top. No need for confusion or long explanations. No need for the middle stuff. I can promise you that the % of people that get the middle washes is so small, that I cannot comprehend why operators do this.
Pulling into town and hitting it with a sprayer will not give you a clean car, just a rinsed one.